What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever